because every night deserves quotes
“it should be bronzed”
“i can’t quit you”
“next time are you gonna go vage?”
“i’m the morgan freeman to your jessica tandy”
Mr. Beauvilles Penis
Got my Nuva Ring and I’m ready to bone!
Babysitter
Searching for a babysitter for the next Toggler meeting….
Yeah buddy!
—Pauly D
I got punked!
the “About Me” section of a fella who friend requested my friend Kristy on FB
”No college…buts I’m is renezance man. I know a thing or 2 about a thing or 2!!!!!! Known many a broad or so. Kicked out of Navy for shady shakin. I am the huntin mans an martial arts experd. Rather found of literature: The Hardy Boys Trilojy, Encyclepedia Browns, Ed McMahon Autobio….Knew Ed. Loved him. Used to ride a hog, but she got to old. Made for sum mighty tastin bacon tho. Thats it!!!”
Umm…can I date him?
If you really loved me, you’d buy me a Sheltie.
—Lynda W. Proctor
No caption necessary!
Lazy dogs are SO out.
—Danielle Marie McFarland
